Operation Bodyguard

The History Channel had a really cool program on last night called, Dead Men’s Secrets
Operation Bodyguard: D-Day Deception. This is the description of the program from the History Channel: “Operation Overlord, the 1944 Allied invasion of Western Europe, culminated from five years of armed struggle against the Axis juggernaut. But the odds seemed stacked against a successful storming of Hitler’s awesome beach defenses. To insure victory, the Allies convinced Hitler that the invasion would take place at Pas de Calais. We examine the elaborate system of hoax and deception devised by the Allies to trick the Nazis–including fake armies, dummy landing craft, and false intelligence.” Sounds interesting, doesn’t it?

From another site, another quote: “The unmitigated success of the Allies’ “Operation Overlord”–the Normandy Invasion that cracked the Nazis’ Atlantic defense–depended on an elaborate plan to fool the Germans as to when and where the assault would hit. We’ll investigate deception plan “Bodyguard” which included a million-man army of inflatable men and equipment!”

Here’s some cool things that I remember from watching for a little bit: British intelligence planted an already dead British agent with fake classified material about an Allied invasion into Norway. The Nazi believed this hook, line, and sinker. To keep the Nazis thinking that an invasion of Norway was in the progress, a real army division was made to take station near where the fabled attack on German forces in Norway would take place. The true purpose of this army was so highly classified that even the people in that army division had no idea that they were just a diversion. Furthermore, the general of the U.S. Army, George S. Patton was put in charge of this fake army. Patton didn’t appreciate this position too much, but knew of the true purpose of his army and realized that the Nazis knew that he would be a logical candidate for the commander of the entire Allied forces, so the illusion of the fake assault into Norway held. Also, all the Nazi spies in Britain had either defected to the British (due to resentment against Nazi principles) and became a double agent or were forced into becoming one. So, besides the obvious movement of the fake army into attacking position, double agents sent Hitler information supporting the troop movements. Ski bindings (for the Norwegian winter) were also ordered, reinforcing the illusion. And, probably the most incredibly, Scotland’s stock market was rigged to have stocks dealing in “securities” rise in anticipation of Norway being freed. Hitler and his generals fell for this illusion and split their huge army to cover the anticipated attack into Norway. This allowed for the men that stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day to accomplish their mission. This elaborate hoax changed the course of the war.

Fish Hobbyists Warned Not to Flush Pets

On a far lighter note, Fish Hobbyists Warned Not to Flush Pets. As a precaution that children may try to flush their fish to freedom, fish conservationists warn that fish will not survive if flushed. So, the movie “Finding Nemo” is wrong about flushing fish, but they are right about at least this one thing. The main plot of the movie stems from divers capturing Nemo and then putting him in an aquarium somewhere. This practice does in fact occur, though, I believe that it is very unlikely that fish display the emotional aptitude that the fish in the movie had. “Freshwater aquariums primarily use farmed-raised species. But 20 million marine fish are harvested annually for saltwater aquariums.” So, I guess that tropical fish harvesting is a real concern, but the main concern is the methods that they use to capture the fish. “Fish hunters spike tropical waters with sodium cyanide to stun their prey, a technique that often kills other creatures and the coral reefs that sustain them, the U.N. reports.” The real problem is not what happens to the fish that are taken, but what happens to the rest of the corral reef.

Howard Dean’s Ugly Slur

Howard Dean’s Ugly Slur
Did you watch any of the Democratic Presidential debate on Thursday? “We need to remember that the enemy here is George Bush, not each other,” said Dean. What the? So what is Osama bin Laden? If the President of the United States is the enemy, bin Laden must be the Devil. The sad thing, the article mentions, is that none of the other candidates rebuked Howard Dean for that statement. Check out the article. It is very interesting.

On another note, read here for a comparison of Republicans vs. Democrats. Beware, it is biased toward Republicans.

The 5 Second Rule? Fact or Fiction?

The 5 Second Rule? Fact or Fiction? (I hope that’s not copyrighted from Ripley’s).

Jillian Clarke, a senior at Chicago H.S. for Agricultural Science says “The 5 Second rule can be applied.” She tested the rule for a summer internship. Food was dropped onto floors, 5 seconds was elapsed, and the amount of microorganisms on the floor and food was determined. The floors tested were at the University of Illinois near vending machines, in the library, computer lab, and cafeteria. So, the moral of the story, if you are ever at the UI, don’t worry about dropping any food. “But, if there is known E. coli or something on the floor, use common sense and don’t eat any food dropped there,” reminds Miss Clarke.

Where did rule start?

Origin is difficult to pinpoint, but a similar reference dates back to Genghis Kang, the creator of the Mongol Empire. He didn’t believe in wasting food, so he had a 20 hour rule (MSNBC commentary: “Shows how fast paced our society has gotten, 20 hours down to 5 seconds.”

Democratic Presidential debate


On MSNBC (just before a Democratic Presidential debate): When asked if any of the Democratic Presidential candidates looked Presidential, Chris Matthews said, “Senator John Kerry, but I always thought that Kerry could be on Mount Rushmore.” I watched about 15 minutes of the debate. Most of the time, it seemed like they were critiquing President Bush instead of offering suggestions for what they would do. My brief synopsis on the debate (from the little that I saw) was that I thought that Kerry also looked Presidential, as well as Retired General Clark.

“Jolly Rancer fragments everywhere”

Just heard this on MSNBC. Some teacher told her students to go out and do “random acts of kindness.” So, one student decided to buy a huge gift box, wrapped it, put a ribbon on, left a note, saying “This is a random act of kindness,” and left it stuffed into the head of a cannon that stood in front of the city council building. After the building was evacuated, and the police cordoned off the area, the the bomb team was called and they proceeded to use a robot to remove the box from the canon and blow it up with a shotgun. It was a box full of Jolly Ranchers. A direct quote from MSNBC, “Jolly Rancer fragments everywhere.”

Apples and oranges are not as different as one may think

While the common phrase is “You’re comparing apples and oranges!,” it turns out that apples and oranges are more similar than the rather common analogy would dictate. See below for the infrared spectra of a Granny Smith apple and a Sunkist Navel orange.

Originally published in Annals of Improbable Research by Scott A. Sandford of the NASA Research Center at Moffett Field in California. Reprinted in the Washington Post.

Galileo directed to crash into Jupiter


Galileo to finally be laid to rest. Finally, after traveling 2.8 billion miles on journey to Jupiter and its moons, Galileo was directed to crash into Jupiter so that it would not accidentally crash into Europa and “spoil” Europa with MicroVAX that may have hitched a ride from Earth. Galileo was running low on fuel and NASA scientists wanted to purposely crash it into Jupiter where it would be burned up upon entry before they lost communication. Galileo had used what is called a Venus-Venus-Earth-Jupiter gravitational slingshot to reach Jupiter in (1995, I think). It reached speeds of around 110,000 MPH, or fast enough that it could travel from New York to Los Angeles in 83 seconds.

Some people claimed that Galileo’s nuclear reactor core would turn Jupiter into a star. According to the website, “NASA Is Taking an Titanic Risk.” “If Jupiter ignites, it may throw out a portion of its atmosphere in a shockwave as most starting stars do. This starting star however will then be too close for comfort. A portion of that shockwave will then hit Earth too, its results will be beyond imagination. Millions of tons of hot hydrogen will impact the atmosphere hitting it with 1000 km per second. It will result in an ELE category event at best due to intense global aurora and a bombardment of X-rays everywhere that may last for days to weeks. The survivors will be sterile or die from all kinds of radiation-induced diseases.” But Phil Plait’s Bad Astronomy explains point by point why Galileo’s plutonium (Pu239) would never explode like a bomb or ignite Jupiter into a star.

electric commuter cars


Live in Los Angeles or another huge metropolitan area? Do you find yourself stuck in 8 lanes of traffic with the A/C on because the car exhaust is too overwhelming with the windows down? Then you might want to get an electric commuter car. Currently, the two best, or actually, the only two high performance ones that I know of are: The Tango and The TZero. Previous electric cars had slow acceleration despite structural changes to make the car as light as possible to get the most oomph from the motor. These electric cars can travel two abreast on a standard highway and weigh as much as a Toyota Camry. Acceleration is very quick as both cars 0-60 MPH time is around 4 seconds! I’m not sure about the TZero, but the Tango holds two people and can fit 4 of these cars in the standard size parallel parking spot. Also, their top speed is over 120 MPH and stability is great since the center of gravity is low to the ground. The TZero page even shows the results of it versus Ferraris, Corvettes, and Porsches: You guessed it, the TZero beats these high performance cars in a 6500 foot race way.