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		<title>You Can&#8217;t Make This Up</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2010/07/you-cant-make-this-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just got this spam message sent to me. It was trying to get me to buy best man gifts. I couldn&#8217;t make something this creative up if I tried! As a man, you tally to take, you most belike someone never been neat at shopping, or symmetrical liked shopping for that thing. Now that you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prank Research Papers</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2009/10/prank-research-papers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes jargon really is gibberish. Take the &#8220;scientific&#8221; papers generated by a computer program and submitted by three MIT computer science students to a scientific conference. One of the papers, &#8220;Rooter: A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy,&#8221; was accepted by World Multi-Conference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics 2005 as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Math</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2009/04/new-math/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aka funny math with words. Just found this awesome site called New Math that has some really funny math equations. Here are just a few of my favorites: Filing = paper &#8211; entropy Handball = racquetball &#8211; racquet Infomercial = Information + commercial +Wait, there&#8217;s more Pirate = thief + boat + bandana &#8211; leg [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweet Spam Email</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2009/04/sweet-spam-email/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was glancing through the subjects in my spam email folder to make sure nothing good was getting deleted. I was fortunate to do this because I almost missed my good friend Andrew, the Chairman National Audit at Barclays, which according to Wikipedia, is actually true. He has a proposal that I cannot afford to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Couple of Funny Quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2009/04/couple-of-funny-quotes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 03:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some funny quotes that I&#8217;ve found: &#8220;(of Ronald McDonald) I know he&#8217;s a fictional character but if such a man existed, it would be the duty of social services to warn the local parents that he had come to live in the area.&#8221; &#8212;- Jeremy Hardy &#8220;I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Twittering</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2009/03/im-twittering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided to try the whole Twitter thing. Here&#8217;s my page. Scott&#8217;s Twitter. I can&#8217;t promise much updates yet (until I get my iPhone). It&#8217;s been fun to follow Lance Armstrong on his biking come back. But, the best one that I&#8217;ve found is Christopher Walken&#8217;s page. He is hillarious! Some examples: I spent $40.00 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Amazing&#8221; Battery Life Predictor Tool</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2009/01/amazing-battery-life-predictor-tool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 05:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend, when I had my car&#8217;s oil changed, I also was told that I needed a new battery. Rather than buy a battery somewhere else, I just decided to have them do it for me to save time. However, I could have just gone to Battery Life Predictor. This tool asks how your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shoe Circus Microsoft Video</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2008/09/shoe-circus-microsoft-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is Microsoft&#8217;s attempt to compete with Apple in advertising. It is kind of funny in the sense of a what-the-heck-is-going-on thing. It is hard to tell if anything is actually advertised. The trick is to wait until the end and look for the symbol that Microsoft uses for Windows Vista.]]></description>
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		<title>The Youth Vote</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2008/09/the-youth-vote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; Brooke, who lives in Denver, is 24 and works in a local arts program. Dave, 23, lives in Connecticut, and isn’t doing a lot now. “I was recently working in an organic lettuce farm in Hawaii, and after that I was a camp counselor, and I’m currently unemployed,” he tells me. Nouri, 22, lives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top dishonors in writing</title>
		<link>http://www.illiteratewithdrawal.com/2008/08/top-dishonors-in-writing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott K</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN JOSE, Calif. &#8211; A grotesque comparison of a steamy love affair to a New York City street has won a Washington man this year&#8217;s grand prize in an annual contest of bad writing. Garrison Spik, a 41-year-old communications director and writer, took top honors in San Jose State University&#8217;s 26th annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest [...]]]></description>
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