Couple of Funny Quotes

Here are some funny quotes that I’ve found:

“(of Ronald McDonald) I know he’s a fictional character but if such a man existed, it would be the duty of social services to warn the local parents that he had come to live in the area.” —- Jeremy Hardy

“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” — Mark Twain

“It’s fascinating to think that all around us there’s an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.” — Jack Handy

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“I have a bunch more where those came from. I’ll have to put them on here sometime.” — this one is me 😉

One thought on “Couple of Funny Quotes

  1. ross

    Haha, the second one is especially poetic. I’m not sure about your claim on that last one, though– it sounds like something Onym Ousan said.

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