Hikers’ less than helpful suggestions to the U.S. Forest Service
The suggestions below were taken from the article, December pittle-paddling, in SilentSports.
“Instead of a permit system for hikers, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.”
“Trails need to be wider so people can walk holding hands.”
“Too many bugs and leeches and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.”
“Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter.”
“The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please medicate these annoying animals.”
“Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.”
“Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.”
“Need more signs to keep the area pristine.”
“A deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there any way I can get reimbursed? Please call.”
“A McDonald’s would be nice at the trailhead.”
“The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.”
“Too many rocks in the mountains.”